Okay, Wait... What?

I'm a big fan of the Planet of the Apes series. While I will fully admit the first movie in the original series was a little slow in places, it was a thoughtful look at humans on an alien world a lot like our own, and the tragedies that came from a xenophobic attitude. Scathing towards religion and belief, its a very political movie (which, really, is to be expected from a sci-fi film made in the 70s). Plus, everyone is by now familiar with the twist ended ("DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"), but that doesn't mean the film lacks in resonance even now.

The original film touched off a series of varying quality where the high marks far outweigh the lows:

• Beneath the Planet of the Apes is a mediocre follow-up with a super depressing ending. There are no good guys when you go beneath the planet of the apes, nor is there much of a movie. it's boring and forgettable.
• The downer ending of the second film would seem to preclude a third flick, but the producers come up with an ingenious "fuck it" Hail Mary move that resuscitates (and revitalizes) the franchise. Escape from the Planet of the Apes is a brilliant, fun movie that gets political and introspective as the film reaches its conclusion. It's really the best of the original series, and a must-see for anyone with a passing interest in Apes.
• Of course, once you're watched that, the direct follow up (and fourth film in the franchise), Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, is a must-watch as well. Darker and even more politically charges than the third flick (which is quite the feat), Conquest taps into the fears and politics of the era, making for a weighty, thrilling movie. The special-effects may seem hokey now, but the movie knows how to tell a lean, terrific story.
• Five movies in, though, the franchise does run out of steam. While not terrible, Battle for the Planet of the Apes lacks the political highs of the earlier movie. Plus, the story is pretty threadbare (humans are bad, apes are good, and fight!). While I don't dislike it as much as Beneath, Battle is a weak entry only for Apes aficionados.

After the original run of movies, there were several attempts to revive the franchise:

• A TV series, called simply Planet of the Apes, was created as a semi-sequel to the original two movies (although, as I recall, not much is mentioned about how there could be a sequel to the original two movies without a lot of reworking the ending of the second movie... or a "fuck it" Hail Mary). it wasn't bad, but also wasn't that great.
• That said, the first TV series is miles better than the second show, a cartoon from the 80s called Return to the Planet of the Apes.. Based on the original books (and not the movie series), Return depicts a more technologically advanced series than the movies. It's also horribly, wretchedly, unbelievably dire. There are few things that will put me to sleep faster than an episode of Return (one of them being Corpse Bride... speaking of Tim Burton-)
• And, of course there was the 2001 Tim Burton produced Planet of the Apes, a movie that drives me into fits of rage. I don't nerd-rage very often, but for some reason I love the Apes movies more than I really should, and the Tim Burton film destroyed everything that was good about the original series. It's a mediocre, boring, poorly acted waste of celluloid. This is a reboot that never should have happened, and I will never forgive Tim Burton for it.

Of course, if you're looking for other fixes of Apes, there's the original book (along with many, many spin-off novels based on the movies, TV shows, reboots, three-boots, etc). Marvel and IDW have also each put out Planet of the Apes-based comics, sometimes related to the movies and sometimes treading new ground. From what I've seen the comics are competent but not amazing.

But, really, if you're interested in Apes it's because you've seen one (or both) of the new three-boot movies, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and it's sequel Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. We'll get to the sequel in a bit (because this is a review blog and I feel like reviewing it), but I want to take a couple of paragraphs to discuss Rise.

When Rise came out, the general consensus was that that it would suck. It was a reboot that ditched the original continuity (while also, thankfully, ignoring Tim Burton's terrible, cinematic shit-sandwich), but the last time that was done (fuck you, Tim Burton) the movie was... have I said bad yet? It was bad. Very, very bad.

And yet, Rise rose (drum-riff) to the occasion. Sure, some (most? all?) of the science behind the apes was flawed (supposedly viruses don't work that way -- who knew Hollywood could get science wrong?). And, sure, James Franco can't act his way out of a paper bag (the only credible thing Franco can play is a stoner, and then, of course, it's not really acting). But damn if the story of Caesar, the brainy ape, isn't sad and compelling. Andy Serkis gets a lot of credit for his motion-capture acting, and Caesar is his finest work to date.

Plus, just watching the apes rise up (drum riff) and gain their freedom is one of the most thrilling sequences in cinema in quite some time.

So how does Dawn of the Planet of the Apes fair in comparison to the previous flick? Pretty good. The scope doesn't feel as big (the apes vs. one small bad of humanity), and the story is a bit more predictable (apes and humans don't get along? really?). But Caesar is as compelling as ever, and while the story isn't awe-inspiring, it's solidly told and well produced. I wasn't surprised the way I was in the previous film, but I enjoyed myself immensely and rooted, quite often, for the apes.

I think, of all the bits of the movie I liked, the one thing i respected most was that the humans weren't all just bad guys. It would have been easy to have us root for the apes in the face of oppressive humans (Conquest did that, and it's a great movie). But here, most of the humans are nuanced, and you get why they're acting the way they do (even when they're dumb schmucks that should know better). It's hard to root against the humans, even though it's called the Planet of the Apes. It's their planet now (or will be soon), and we're all on borrowed time.

So yeah, I liked Dawn. it's not my fave of the series (that is probably Rise right now), but it's great (with just the right amount of popcorn while still having a bit of drama). Fans of Apes will well enjoy the film.

Follow Up:

I'd like to think it was my post that showed them the error of their ways, so I'm going to state exactly that:

Seriously, WB, I have a Matrix movie in me. Gimmie a call sometimes and we'll talk.