Food

Restaurant Reviews

• Buffalo Wild Wings
  • We share our lackluster experiences with this once-pretty solid chicken joint.
• Chicano Boy
  • We take a look at a fast casual Mexican joint that doesn't suck.
• Chicago O'Hare Eateries
  • Lord Fizzlebeef wanders the food courts of the Chicago O'Hare airport looking for a place to eat.
• Napa Thai
  • This restaurant, local to the Lexington, VA, area, provides delicious Thai food in a nicely crafted atmosphere.
• P.F. Chang's
  • When you're looking for the dressed-up equivalent of mall food, this is the place for you.
• Pizza Hut
  • Having lucked into a stuffed crust pizza, we take a look at that pie, along with other items I like to get from the Hut.
• Sugarfire Smokehouse
  • We take a few trips to this downtown Indianapolis BBQ join (not sadly closed).
• Twins Grill & Bar
  • Lord Fizzlebeef has another airport adventure, with another sad restaurant experience.
• Umai Ramen and Rice Bowl
  • We grab a selection of offerings from this Japanese fusion restaurant as poart of the SG Live 2024 food tour.
• Victoria & Albert's
  • We review the seven courses (and counting) in a meal at this five-star restaurant.

Specials

• The Great Asian Food Crawl
  • As part of SpeedGaming Live 2024, we stuffed ourselves silly on a variety of food from a series of Asian restaurants.

Spicy Chickens

• Spicy Chicken Wars
  • We go on a quest to see what the best Spicy Chicken sandwich is out there, and the result should be all too expected.
• Spicy Chicken Wars II
  • We have more chickens to review as we try to see if anything can be better than the Popeye's sandwich.
• Spicy Chicken Wars III
  • Another batch of contenders for the crown, but can any of them really unseat the king?
• Wendy's Ghost Pepper Ranch Chicken Sandwich
  • Wendy's comes out swinging with a new, spicy sandwich to try and dominate the market. But can the previous queen reclaim her crown?

Meals

• Arby's Big Game Burger
  • Going head long into burgers, Arby's brings their play on the three-meat combo... but something is absolutely lacking.
• Arby's Deep Fried Turkey Gobbler
  • Arby's brings out a new turkey sandwich to pair with last year's turkey club, and it's good... but not special.
• Arby's Hushpuppy Breaded Fish Strips
  • Arby's normally brings the meats, but this time they brought the fish and, frankly, they nailed it.
• Asian Quick Bowls
  • We review a selection of quick meal options from the Asian section of our local grocery store.
• Burger King Million Dollar Whoppers
  • BK lets the fans create their own burgers, and the top three are now available... and delicious.
• Burger King Quick Bites
  • A look at a 2 for $10 deal drags us into looking at some of Burger King's smaller offerings.
• IHOP's New Hand-Crafted Eggs Benedicts
  • IHOP tries to get into the Eggs Benedict game and, man, the results are absolutely less than edible.
• Lil' Italian Gyro Wrap
  • A local DC restaurant near the SG Live convention doesn't provide the flavors we're looking for.
• McDonald's Cheesy Jalapeño Bacon Quarter Pounder with Cheese
  • McDonald's presents a variant to their famous Quarter Pounder that, despite the promise of its ingredients, fails to deliver the goods.
• McDonald's Chicken Big Mac
  • The chain introduces, for a limited time, its first major variant of the Big Mac in the West... and it fails to deliver.
• McDonald's Hacks
  • McDonald's officalizes its "Secret Menu" items, and we take a look at the good, bad, and the vile from their offerings.
• McDonald's "Improved" Burgers
  • McDonald's has updated the way they make their burgers, but the results frankly left me underwhelmed. It's a lot of hype for the same old burgers.
• McDonald's Quick Bites
  • We sample the Spicy McCrispy and the Bacon Quarter Pounder, but only one manages to impress.
• Pizza Hut Big New Yorker
  • The Big New Yorker is back after over two decades and we try it out to see if it lives up to the hype.
• Taco Bamba Nachos
  • We hit a local DC chain of taquerias to sample their food... and amusingly not get tacos.
• Wendy's Krabby Patty Kollab Meal
  • Wendy's debuts a Spongebob collaboration meal that absolutely misses the mark.
• Wendy's Quick Bites
  • We try the Baconator, Wendy's premium burger on their standard menu, along with a couple of other items.

Cereals

• Breakfast Cereal
  • We take a round-up of cereals found in our local grocer to see what weird madness kids are subjected to.
• Breakfast Cereal II
  • We review even more cereals are we slowly go insane from sugar.
• Breakfast Cereal III
  • We take another trip down the breakfast cereal aisle to find the sugar-coated oddities for our milk-laiden bowl.

Drinks

• Coffee Shop Brews
  • We grab a few cups of coffee during SG Live 2024 to see if any of them are worth drinking.
• Spiced Coke
  • Coca-Cola launched their next big flavor of cola, a raspberry spice sensation, that then was canceled six months later.
• Warheads Soda
  • Warheads brings us soda that promises a sour slap in the face, but can these cans od candy-colored sugar really deliver?

Salty Snacks

• Salty Snack Roundup
  • We gather a selection of new, salty oddities to give our mouths some snacking pleasure.
• Herr's Jalapeño Poppers Cheese Curls
  • Herr's should be considered the undisputed king of salty snacks, and these spicy little cheese curls prove exactly why.
• Herr's Stubb's Sticky Sweet Cheese Curls
  • Herr's comes at us with a combination of cheese and barbeque in these curls that only fall a little short of the mark.

Sour Snacks

• Sour Snack Roundup
  • We sample a selection of sour treats to see if we can actually find something that makes us feel the sour burn.
• Sour Snack Roundup II
  • Another collection of candies to pucker your mouth and make your tongue cry.
• Sour Snack Roundup III
  • We have another batch of sour candies, but this time they're filled with nothing by dissapointment.
• Sour Snack Mega Roundup
  • We dig through a massive bag of various sour candies to see what measures up and what isn't worth sampling.
• Sour Snack Roundup V
  • The sour candies keep on coming, and we keep on puckinger up, in this fifth edition of our series.
• Sour Snack Roundup VI
  • More sour oddities, this time found in the bargain area of a craft store... and I ate them.
• Sour Snack Roundup VII
  • Easter candies give us more sour snacks to attempt... and not all of them all that edible.
• Sour Snack Roundup VIII
  • It's another slap of sour flavor, right into your tongue holes.
• Sour Snack Roundup IX
  • We dive in again, with strips and gummies and even horrible cookies.
• Sour Snack Roundup X
  • A Wal-Mart run leads to sour in my mouth, and I accept the consequences.

Sweet Treats

• Chocolate Treats
  • We take a look at three new varieties of classic candies to see if any of these deserve to stick around in the chocolate pantheon.
• Girl Scout Cookies
  • We bought a bunch of cookies and, once our sugar haze lifted and we woke up months later, we're now ready to discuss them.
• Charms Blow Pop Berries
  • Blow Pops are back and they have some new (and reissued) flavors. But are they any good?
• Halloween Snack Roundup
  • With the spooky season upon us, it's time to get into the spirit with tasty treats.
• Oreos Coca-Cola Flavored Cookies
  • These chocolate cookies are interesting, but not something that's truly worth the hype.
• Skittles Gummies
  • Skittles tries its hand at true gummies (which isn't the weirdest idea), but the results are far from great.

Recipes

• Casseroles
  • We start sharing recipes and we start off with a trio of casseroles.
• Tex-Mex
  • The cooking continues, this time for a fun fiesta on taco night.
• Stews
  • Time to get your soup on as we do another trio of recipes to make on a cold night.
• Italian Feast
  • We prepare an Italian feast, from appetizers to main dishes.
• Fry-Up
  • I fry up a bunch of tast foods and let my arteries scream in delicious agony.

Further Reading

• Bananas: Bananas are gross. That is all.
• Food Etiquette: When to buy, how to choose what to buy, and what's a fair way to meet everyone's needs in a food-party situation.
• Food Delivery Racket: We take a look at food delivery services and why these companies are simply awful for consumers.
• A Failed Visit to Burger King: What a ruined trip for fast food means for employment and staff wages.

Podcasts

• Fast Food, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G Episode #19
• A Run for the Border, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G Mini-sode #07-01