Asteroid G Archive
2026
March
- 03/31/2026: Where It All Began (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves)
- 03/31/2026: A Mini Game… and Maybe More? (Borderlands 3: Borderlands Science!)
- 03/30/2026: Like a Grindhouse Ready or Not (Slasher Grindhouse: They Will Kill You)
- 03/30/2026: Somehow Maul Returned… (Star Wars Continuity Is a Mess)
- 03/27/2026: We’re Back Here… Again (Slasher Grindhouse: Return to Sleepaway Camp)
- 03/27/2026: Putting Battle Royale into my Borderlands (Borderlands 3: Designer's Cut)
- 03/26/2026: Why Are We Remaking Jurassic Park 3? (Jurassic World: Rebirth)
- 03/26/2026: Did We Really Need This? (HBO's Harry Potter TV Series Trailer)
- 03/25/2026: The Struggle of Sequelitis (The Old Guard 2)
- 03/25/2026: Put a Tiger in Your Mouth (Cheetos Mac ‘n Cheese)
- 03/24/2026: Should Have Been Killed in Its Sleep (Mercy)
- 03/24/2026: Gimmie That Burn (Hot Sauce Round-Up II)
- 03/23/2026: A Boy and His Buddy (Project Hail Mary)
- 03/23/2026: Not the Redemption the Game Needed (Borderlands 3: Bounty of Blood: A Fistful of Redemption)
- 03/20/2026: The Game is Afoot (Young Sherlock: Season 1)
- 03/20/2026: Is This the Film We Were Hoping For? (Superhero Cinema: Spider-man: Brand New Day Trailer)
- 03/19/2026: Rangers Lead the Way (War Machine)
- 03/19/2026: Very Big Indeed (McDonald’s Big Arch)
- 03/18/2026: Out On His Own (Roofman)
- 03/18/2026: Comfort, but at a Cost (Idlewyld Inn & Spa, London)
- 03/17/2026: Featuring a Young Brad Pitt (Slasher Grindhouse: Cutting Class)
- 03/17/2026: Stake Through the Heart (The Death of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: New Sunnydale)
- 03/16/2026: The (Gun)Stars Are Calling (Gunstar Super Heroes)
- 03/16/2026: Some of These Taste Better Than Expected (M&M Flavor Round-up)
- 03/13/2026: People Just Can’t Enjoy a Good Thing (Superhero Cinema: Lanterns Trailer and the Discourse Around It)
- 03/13/2026: Americana… or Is That Canadicana? (Kelsey’s Original Roadhouse, London)
- 03/12/2026: They Woke the Wrong Woman (The Bluff)
- 03/12/2026: Tangy Pain In My Mouth (Hot Sauce Round-Up)
- 03/11/2026: The Jacobs’ One Shot Guarantee (Borderlands 3: Guns, Love, and Tentacles: the Marriage of Wainwright & Hammerlock)
- 03/11/2026: Shove the Fish Into My Face (Heart Sushi, London, ON)
- 03/10/2026: Mommy Issues (Slasher Grindhouse: Scream 7)
- 03/10/2026: Tasty Fruits, Made Sour (Final Boss Sour Selections)
- 03/09/2026: Save the Cajun, Save the World (Fox X-Men Film Series: A Definitive List, Part 2)
- 03/09/2026: My Mouth is On Fire (Heat Wave Hot Sauce Expo 2026)
- 03/06/2026: Claws Go Snick Snick (Fox X-Men Film Series: A Definitive List, Part 1)
- 03/06/2026: A Very Busy Spot (Dimi’s Greek House, London, ON)
- 03/05/2026: She Will Set the World on Fire (Cinderella 2015)
- 03/05/2026: A Time for Training (The Witcher: Blood of Elves)
- 03/04/2026: Returning Again for the First (Third? Fifth? Eighth?) Time (Contra: Operation Galuga)
- 03/04/2026: The Sourest Special Day (Sour Snack Round-Up XIII)
- 03/03/2026: All of this Over a Caravan (Snatch)
- 03/03/2026: Never Date a Drug Dealer (Red Surf)
February
January
- 01/30/2026: The Quest for Confederate Gold (Sahara)
- 01/30/2026: Apart and Drawn Together (The Witcher: Sword of Destiny)
- 01/29/2026: Buckets of Money (The Rip)
- 01/29/2026: Into the Mind of Madness (Borderlands 3: Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck)
- 01/28/2026: A Slasher Within a Slasher (Return to Horror High)
- 01/28/2026: And Why This Doesn’t Really Matter (DC Beats Marvel in Comic Sales)
- 01/23/2026: More Like Percy Boring and the Bore-lympians, Am I Right? (Percy Jackson and the Olympians 2023: Season 2)
- 01/23/2026: Do It Like a True Gentleman (The Gentlemen 2024: Season 1)
- 01/22/2026: He’s a Tall One (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: Series Premiere)
- 01/22/2026: Experience It Live in VR (Death Race 2050)
- 01/21/2026: Richards Lives (The Running Man 2025)
- 01/21/2026: Going In for a Couple of Long Missions (Borderlands 3: Takedown Raids)
- 01/20/2026: Let’s All Go to School! (Star Trek: Starfleet Academy: Series Premiere)
- 01/20/2026: Santa Claus is Mental (Slasher Grindhouse: Christmas Evil)
- 01/19/2026: Stuck in a Universe of Assholes (Black Mirror: "USS Callister: Into Infinity")
- 01/19/2026: A Time Loop that Doesn’t Loop (Slasher Grindhouse: Until Dawn 2025)
- 01/16/2026: Are You the Bat… Man? (Superhero Cinema: Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires)
- 01/16/2026: An Early Work of Slasher Fiction (Slasher Grindhouse: The Town that Dreaded Sundown 1976)
- 01/15/2026: Not as Bad as Expected (The Naked Gun 2025)
- 01/15/2026: You Have to Know to Know (Kenney's Lexington)
- 01/14/2026: Should Have Stayed Buried (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
- 01/14/2026: Mysteriouslier and Mysteriouslier (Borderlands 3: Director's Cut)
- 01/13/2026: The Endless Adventure Finally Ends (Stranger Things: Series Finale)
- 01/13/2026: A Teaser to a Teaser to a Teaser (Avengers: Doomsday Teaser Trailers)
- 01/12/2026: Longer, but More of the Same (Rebel Moon, Part 1: Director's Cut)
- 01/12/2026: The Origins of a Fairy Tale (The Witcher: The Last Wish)
- 01/09/2026: Strange Things are Afoot in the Mind Palace (Stranger Things: Season 5, Part 2)
- 01/09/2026: Far Less Than Meets the Eye (Transformers 2007)
- 01/08/2026: Carrots and Wild, At It Again (Zootopia 2)
- 01/08/2026: Well, That Fell Right Off a Cliff (The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult)
- 01/07/2026: Big Car Go Vroom Vroom (F1: The Movie)
- 01/07/2026: Let the Legendaries Flow (Borderlands 3)
- 01/06/2026: On the Fifth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (G20)
- 01/06/2026: On the Fifth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (Die Hard Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas)
- 01/05/2026: On the Fourth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (The Wrath of Becky)
- 01/05/2026: On the Fourth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (Die Hard Trilogy)