Asteroid G Archive

2024

December

12/26/2024: On the Second Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave to Me... (London Has Fallen)
12/26/2024: On the Second Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave to Me... (Die Hard 1990 Commodore 64 Game)
12/25/2024: On the First Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave to Me... (Olympus Has Fallen)
12/25/2024: On the First Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave to Me... (Die Hard 1989 DOS Game)
12/24/2024: Los Angeles Blues (Monster Madness: Critters 3)
12/24/2024: A Pan-Asian Menu (Golden Garden Asian Cuisine)
12/23/2024: Into the Multiverse (Star Trek: Lower Decks: Season 5)
12/23/2024: Coneria Needs Your Help (Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Collection: Final Fantasy)
12/20/2024: Going Back to the Old Days of Rohan (The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim)
12/20/2024: Feeling Pretty Civilized (Monster Madness: Gremlins 2: The New Batch)
12/19/2024: To the Beginning and the End (Star Trek: Discovery: Season 5)
12/19/2024: They Brought In the Damn Dog (Superhero Cinema: Superman: Legacy: Teaser Trailer)
12/18/2024: Jukebox Tragedy (Superhero Cinema: Joker: Folie à Deux)
12/18/2024: It’s Back, but Was It Worth the Wait? (McDonalds McRib)
12/17/2024: Gotta Follow the Rules (Monster Madness: Gremlins)
12/17/2024: Back in the Wastes (The Terminator: Future Shock)
12/16/2024: The War with Krypton (Superhero Cinema: My Adventures with Superman: Season 2)
12/16/2024: Look but Don’t Touch (The Devil's Sword)
12/13/2024: A Conspiracy of Peace (Superhero Cinema: Watchmen: Chapter II)
12/13/2024: I’ll Be Back in Three Moves (Terminator 2: Judgment Day - Chess Wars)
12/12/2024: Lost Among the Trees (The Wild Robot)
12/12/2024: Gundam Chaos is Calling (Final Fantasy Randomizer: 2024 Tournament Art)
12/11/2024: Still Hungry (Monster Madness: Critters 2: The Main Course)
12/11/2024: When They Get the Syrup In Them… (Super Troopers)
12/10/2024: Keep on Smiling (Monster Madness: Smile 2)
12/10/2024: Bird Fight: Crow v Crow (The Crow 2024 vs. The Crow 1994)
12/09/2024: Rollin’ Through the Decades (Roller Jam: Season 1)
12/09/2024: The Enemy Within (Cyberdyne) (The Terminator: Rampage)
12/03/2024: Totally Unnecessary (Superhero Cinema: The Crow 2024)
12/03/2024: Eating the Favorites (Fink's Recipe Blog: Thanksgiving Feast)
12/02/2024: The Kids Get Schooled Again (Battle Royale II - Requiem)
12/02/2024: A Little Pickle Will Not Do Ya (Lay's Roaring Ranch & Friend Pickle)

November

11/25/2024: Call of the Mild (The Beastmaster)
11/25/2024: Not Quite the Taste of the Holidays (Krispy Kreme Thanksgiving Pies Doughnut Collection)
11/22/2024: Link’s Back for More (Zelda II Remastered)
11/22/2024: This is the Worst Timeline (RoboCop versus the Terminator 1994 Game Boy Game)
11/21/2024: The Rise of Cobb (Superhero Cinema: The Penguin: Season 1)
11/21/2024: Parodius Da!, Fan Games, and a Return to Salem's Lot (An ICVD Joint)
11/20/2024: I’ve Got a Headache this Big (Scanners)
11/20/2024: Tis the Season, I Guess (Holiday Treat Round-Up)
11/19/2024: White Girls Need to Stop Talking to Mirrors (Slasher Grindhouse: Candyman: Day of the Dead)
11/19/2024: Eat Your Way through a Flight (Burger King Million Dollar Whoppers)
11/18/2024: Rock Bottom, Apart (You’re the Worst: Season 4)
11/18/2024: A Pop in the Mouth (Coca-Cola Flavored Oreo Cookies)
11/15/2024: Westward Expansion (Shōgun 1980)
11/15/2024: You are Terminated! (RoboCop versus the Terminator 1994 Genesis Game)
11/14/2024: Pretty. Horrifying. (Monster Madness: Lisa Frankenstein)
11/14/2024: A Sticky Situation (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 8: Spider-man)
11/13/2024: Family Business (Slasher Grindhouse: Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh)
11/13/2024: Man in Machine Versus Machine in Man (RoboCop Versus the Terminator 1993 SNES Game)
11/12/2024: Interview with the Vampire, and Other Works (An ICVD Joint)
11/12/2024: Who’s Playing Who? (Spy Game)
11/11/2024: Unreal or Too Real? (The Truman Show)
11/11/2024: The Fight for the Future is In Your Hands (The Terminator 2029 DOS Game)
11/08/2024: Very Tasty Fast Casual Mexican (Chicano Boy)
11/08/2024: Yeah… It’s Okay (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
11/07/2024: Journey to the Center of the Hollow Earth (Monster Madness: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire)
11/07/2024: Caught in a Web (Trap)
11/06/2024: Big Hollywood Dreams (Slasher Grindhouse: MaXXXine)
11/06/2024: You Must Find the Future Tech (Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1993 SNES Game)
11/05/2024: Enter the Mutants (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 7: X-Men)
11/05/2024: Bad Llama! (The Emperor's New Groove)
11/04/2024: Witches, Man (Superhero Cinema: Agatha All Along: Miniseries Review)
11/04/2024: Maybe We Don’t Need Tie-Ins (Making a Good Marvel Show)
11/01/2024: Pay No Attention to the Previous Events (Warlock: The Armageddon)
11/01/2024: So Full, So Happy (Dispatches from SG Live 2024: The Great Asian Food Crawl)

October

10/31/2024: Hip to Be Square (American Psycho)
10/31/2024: Haunted Castle Revisited, Dominus Collection, and More (An ICVD Joint)
10/30/2024: Yes, We Know, You See Dead People (The Sixth Sense)
10/30/2024: A Perfectly Fine, Normal Sandwich (Arby’s Deep Fried Turkey Gobbler)
10/29/2024: You Are What You Eat (Slasher Cinema: Ravenous)
10/29/2024: Aint Gonna Ice Skate Up Hill (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 6: Blade)
10/28/2024: What's Your Sin? (Se7en)
10/28/2024: You Must Save John and Sarah (Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1992 NES Game)
10/25/2024: Through Into the Dark World (The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past)
10/25/2024: Where’s the Rest of the Movie? (Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991 Game Boy Game)
10/24/2024: Almost Evil Dead (Monster Madness: Night of the Demons 1988)
10/24/2024: How Broken is Broken? (You're the Worst: Season 3)
10/23/2024: Are You a Bad Enough Film to Save the President? (Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker)
10/23/2024: Lost in a Sea Downunder (Wendy’s Krabby Patty Kollab Meal)
10/22/2024: First-Person Mediocrity (Doom 2005)
10/22/2024: Gun Toting Action (Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991 Arcade Game)
10/21/2024: Fight to Protect John Connor (Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991 ZX Spectrum Game)
10/21/2024: The Cluck Does Not Stop Here (McDonald's Chicken Big Mac)
10/18/2024: A Less than Stellar Sandwich (Dispatches from SpeedGaming Live: Lil' Italian Gyro Wrap)
10/18/2024: A Portable Adventure Fit for the Super Nintendo (The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening)
10/17/2024: Kyle, Maybe She’s Not Worth It (The Terminator 1993 SNES Game)
10/17/2024: Nachos are Life (Taco Bamba Nachos)
10/16/2024: The Naked Space Vampire Film (Lifeforce)
10/16/2024: Let's Get Noodle Together (Dispatches from SpeedGaming Live: Umai Ramen and Rice Bowl)
10/15/2024: A Quest for Revenge (Boy Kills World)
10/15/2024: A Hot Cup of Joe (Dispatches from SpeedGaming Live: Coffee Shop Brews)
10/14/2024: Running on Fumes (Bad Boys: Ride or Die)
10/14/2024: The Sick and the Restless (Dispatches from SG Live 2024: Con Crud)

September

09/30/2024: The Fight for the Future is Now (Sci-Fi Saga September: Terminator Zero: Season 1)
09/30/2024: A Rinky-dink Battle for the Future (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Terminator 1992 NES Game)
09/27/2024: The Trucks are Coming for You (Sci-Fi Saga September: Maximum Overdrive)
09/27/2024: Gone, but Not Too Soon (Spiced Coke)
09/26/2024: The Glory of the Sport (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Running Man)
09/26/2024: Down the Witches’ Road (Superhero Cinema: Agatha All Along: Series Premiere)
09/25/2024: Take a Ride to Tech Noir (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Terminator 1993 Sega CD Game)
09/25/2024: When Does a Dream… Become a Nightmare? (Class of 1984)
09/24/2024: Reese, the Hope for Humanity Lies with You (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Terminator 1992 Sega Game)
09/24/2024: No, but Really, Where is My Mind? (Thunderbolts*: Teaser Trailer)
09/23/2024: Teacher is Angry (Sci-Fi Saga September: Class of 1999)
09/23/2024: You Have Been Eliminated (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Terminator 1991 DOS Game)
09/20/2024: We’re Doomed! (Sci-Fi Saga September: Battlestar Galactica 2003: Mini-Series)
09/20/2024: A Hell of a Night (Slasher Grindhouse: Tragedy Girls)
09/19/2024: A Real Pie to the Face (Sci-Fi Saga September: Killer Klowns from Outer Space)
09/19/2024: Nowhere Near as Fun as the Title (Nude Nuns with Big Guns)
09/18/2024: The Metal Menace from Mars (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Iron Giant)
09/18/2024: For the Love of a Sandwich (Paddington 2014)
09/17/2024: The Least Convincing Space Movie Ever (Sci-Fi Saga September: Armageddon)
09/17/2024: Spooky and Delicious (Halloween Snack Round-Up)
09/16/2024: Never Trust the Adults (Sci-Fi Saga September: Cube 2021)
09/16/2024: The Kangaroo Says... (Virginia Safari Park)
09/13/2024: See Ya Out There, Good Buddy (Sci-Fi Saga September: Space Truckers)
09/13/2024: You Have Been Chosen (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Last Starfighter)
09/12/2024: Back to Start Positions (Sci-Fi Saga September: Cube Zero)
09/12/2024: Worse Off Together (You're the Worst: Season 2)
09/11/2024: Number Five Is Alive (Sci-Fi Saga September: Short Circuit)
09/11/2024: The Magnificent (Space) Seven (Sci-Fi Saga September: Battle Beyond the Stars)
09/10/2024: More Ideas, Less Enjoyable (Sci-Fi Saga September: Cube 2: Hypercube)
09/10/2024: Would You Like a Marriage This Time? (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice)
09/09/2024: The End is Near (Superhero Cinema: Watchmen: Chapter I)
09/09/2024: Feeling Strange (Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 13, Episode 5)
09/06/2024: Visually Stunning Crap (Sci-Fi Saga September: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets)
09/06/2024: Bat Nipples (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 5: Batman & Robin)
09/05/2024: See You Later, Navigator (Sci-Fi Saga September: Flight of the Navigator)
09/05/2024: What Could Have Saved the DVD Business (Make it a Blockbuster Night)
09/04/2024: GAHHHHH! (Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 13, Episode 4)
09/04/2024: Pucker Up, Buttercup (Sour Snacks X)
09/03/2024: Lost in the Maze of Dangers (Sci-Fi Saga September: Cube 1997)
09/03/2024: Let’s Make a Movie (Bowfinger)

August

08/29/2024: The Terror that Flaps in the Night (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 4: Batman '89)
08/29/2024: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea (Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 13, Episode 3)
08/28/2024: One Head and Briefcase Full of… Something (Drive-Away Dolls)
08/28/2024: Come Out and Plaaaaaayyyyyy… (The Warriors)
08/27/2024: Failure to Launch (What’s the Bigger Bomb of 2024? Borderlands vs. The Crow)
08/27/2024: Maybe We Should Wait Longer on the Galaxy Far, Far Away (The Acolyte Canceled on Disney+)
08/26/2024: Almost Half a Good Movie (Alien: Romulus: Spoiler Discussion)
08/26/2024: Rise of Sorponok (Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 13, Episode 2)
08/19/2024: Weyland-Yutani Presents (Alien: Romulus)
08/19/2024: Direct from the Gizmoplex (Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 13, Episode 1)
08/16/2024: SWAMP THAAAAAAANG!! (Superhero Cinema: Swamp Thing 1982 Film)
08/16/2024: Don’t Forget the Presents (Spider-man 2000 GBC Game)
08/15/2024: You’re My Hero, Kreig (Borderlands: Fixing the Film)
08/15/2024: A Brief Visit to the Small Screen (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 3: A Brief Visit to the Small Screen)
08/14/2024: The Magic Man (Warlock)
08/14/2024: A Subtle Barbeque Experience (Herr’s Stubb’s Sticky Sweet Bar-B-Q Flavored Cheese Curls)
08/13/2024: Should Have Stayed Locked in the Vault (Borderlands: Continuity Corner)
08/13/2024: The Great Frame Job (Again) (Spider-man 2000 PSX Game)
08/12/2024: A Planetary Wasteland (Borderlands 2024 Film)
08/12/2024: I’m Gonna Leave You Anyway (You're the Worst: Season 1)
08/09/2024: Who Gets to Be the King? (Layer Cake)
08/09/2024: A Competent Game, for Once (Batman: Chaos in Gotham 2001 GBC Game)
08/08/2024: Look! Up in the Sky! (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 2: Superman: The Movie)
08/08/2024: The Show Must Go On (Only Murders in the Building: Season 3)
08/07/2024: I Would Rather Not Fly Anymore (Superman: The Man of Steel 2002 Xbox Game)
08/07/2024: A Return to the Status Quo (White Collar: Season 4, Part 1)
08/06/2024: America! You Know the Rest (Team America: World Police)
08/06/2024: Attack of the Smooth Criminal (Moonwalker 1989 Arcade Game)
08/05/2024: Buzz Buzz (The Beekeeper)
08/05/2024: The Campiest of Camp (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 1: Batman '66)
08/02/2024: Blow Up the Outside World (Oppenheimer)
08/02/2024: Wop Bop a Loo Bop a Lop Bom Bom (Top Secret!)
08/01/2024: It’s All Constantine’s Fault (Superhero Cinema: Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths, Part 3)
08/01/2024: Traveling Out to the Void (Superhero Cinema: Deadpool & Wolverine: Spoiler Space)

July

07/31/2024: The Son He Never Wanted, and Now Never Had (Jocular Jesting July: Beverly Hills Cop 2013 TV Pilot)
07/31/2024: The Final, Big Adventure (The Expanse, Book 9: Leviathan Falls)
07/30/2024: Who Could Possibly Go to School On a Day Like Today? (Jocular Jesting July: Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
07/30/2024: This Will be Your Doom (Robert Downey, Jr. Returns to the MCU)
07/29/2024: Let’s Fuckin’ Go (Superhero Cinema: Deadpool & Wolverine)
07/29/2024: The Future of Warfare (Jocular Jesting July: Toys)
07/26/2024: And a Fistful of Yen (Jocular Jesting July: The Kentucky Fried Movie)
07/26/2024: Make America Super Again (Superhero Cinema: The Boys: Season 4)
07/25/2024: A Return to Family Values (Jocular Jesting July: The Birdcage)
07/25/2024: It’s a New Year in a New School (Superhero Cinema: Gen V: Season 1)
07/24/2024: The Ghost with the Most (Jocular Jesting July: Beetlejuice)
07/24/2024: Of a Different Time (Jocular Jesting July: Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
07/23/2024: Friends Come in All Sizes (Jocular Jesting July: Death to Smoochy)
07/23/2024: A Sith by Another Other Name (Star Wars: The Acolyte: Season 1)
07/22/2024: Framed for the Crime (Jocular Jesting July: Only Murders in the Building: Season 2)
07/22/2024: What Did I Just Eat? (Sour Snack Round-up IX)
07/19/2024: Are You Ready for the Summer? (Jocular Jesting July: Meatballs)
07/19/2024: A Loving Bootleg (Zook Hero Z)
07/18/2024: Baseball, Baby! (Jocular Jesting July: Everybody Wants Some!!)
07/18/2024: Out for a Spot of a Bother (The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare)
07/17/2024: Corman’s Uncomfortable Sex Comedy (Jocular Jesting July: Screwballs)
07/17/2024: A Very Weird Mess of a Movie (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension)
07/16/2024: A Long Summer Ahead (Jocular Jesting July: Dazed and Confused)
07/16/2024: He is the Quiznos Chickenstack (Dune: Part Two)
07/15/2024: It’s Rex Manning Day! (Jocular Jesting July: Empire Records)
07/15/2024: Broken Axel (Beverly Hills Cop 2006 Video Game)
07/12/2024: We Should Never Get That Drunk Again (Jocular Jesting July: Shoresy: Season 3)
07/12/2024: But Oklahoma is Still Not OK (Jocular Jesting July: Only Murders in the Building: Season 1)
07/11/2024: A Mummy, a Vampire, and a Creature Walk into a Hotel (Jocular Jesting July: Transylvania 6-5000)
07/11/2024: A Sluggish Action Adventure (Beverly Hills Cop 1990 Video Game)
07/10/2024: Plastic Dawn (Jocular Jesting July: Mean Girls)
07/10/2024: Getting Deeper Emotions (Inside Out 2)
07/09/2024: They Love Him in Beverly Hills (Jocular Jesting July: Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F)
07/09/2024: A Chill in the Air (Jocular Jesting July: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire)
07/08/2024: It’s Time for a Makeover (Jocular Jesting July: Earth Girls Are Easy)
07/08/2024: Hallway Simulator 9000 (Linearity in RPGs)
07/04/2024: Making a Killing (Jocular Jesting July: Grosse Pointe Blank)
07/04/2024: Where Is This Show Going? (Superhero Cinema: Invincible: Season 3, Part 2)
07/03/2024: Can’t Sell You This Today (Jocular Jesting July: High Fidelity 2000)
07/03/2024: A Plotline that Clearly Wouldn’t Go Anywhere (White Collar: Season 3, Part 2)
07/02/2024: Not Quite James Bond (Jocular Jesting July: Spy)
07/02/2024: A Crew Divided (The Expanse, Book 8: Tiamat's Wrath)
07/01/2024: High School Fight Club (Jocular Jesting July: Bottoms)
07/01/2024: The Mystery of the Missing Treasure (White Collar: Season 3, Part 1)

June

06/26/2024: A Gory, Odd-ball Anthology (Superhero Cinema: The Boys Presents: Diabolical)
06/26/2024: Brought to You by Ford (White Collar: Season 2, Part 2)
06/25/2024: Love, Loss, and Carnage in the Wasteland (Fallout: Season 1)
06/25/2024: Who Killed Kate? (White Collar: Season 2, Part 1)
06/24/2024: A Kick in the Teeth (Road House 2024)
06/24/2024: Square It Off (Wendy's Quick Bites)
06/13/2024: The Rest of Us Shrugged (Atlas)
06/13/2024: Angela’s Back, and Dumber than Ever (Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland)
06/12/2024: Two Sides of the Force (Star Wars: The Acolyte: Series Premiere)
06/12/2024: Why These Shows Work Better as Clips (The Death of Late Night)
06/11/2024: The Mutant Apocalypse Begins (X-Men '97: Season 1)
06/11/2024: The Sours Take Manhattan (Sour Snack Round-Up VIII)
06/10/2024: How Do You Make a Multiverse Work? (Why the MCU Probably Will Never Nail It)
06/10/2024: Get Oiled Up (Fink's Recipe Blog: Fry-Up)
06/07/2024: Pocket-Sized Future (Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker 2000 GBC Game)
06/07/2024: The Girl that Went Away (White Collar: Season 1, Part 2)
06/06/2024: Trudging through the Business of Gotham (Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker 2000 Console Game)
06/06/2024: And Now into the Future of the Future (The Expanse, Book Seven: Persepolis Rising)
06/05/2024: A Less Janky Man of Steel (Superman: Shadow of Apokolips)
06/05/2024: Even the Text Feels His Machismo (James Bond 007: A View to a Kill)
06/04/2024: What a Waste(land) (Mad Max 1990 NES Game)
06/04/2024: Looking for Double-O Seven (Continuing the James Bond Film Franchise)
06/03/2024: Another Journey Across the Fury Road (Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga)
06/03/2024: Sometimes the Updates Just Don’t Flow (Let’s Talk About Burn Out)

May

05/23/2024: A Crisis of Their Own Devising (The Big Short)
05/23/2024: How to Fail Upwards in Hollywood (Somehow Simon Kinberg is in Charge of Star Trek Films)
05/22/2024: A Tedious Chore of a Trip (Scream 1981 Film)
05/22/2024: And it’s All Hollywood’s Fault (The Dire State of Summer Blockbusters)
05/21/2024: The Con Man and the G-Man (White Collar: Season 1, Part 1)
05/21/2024: The Immortal Man… is Dead (Whatever Happened to Teddy Roosevelt?)
05/20/2024: The Off-Off-Off-Brand Spider-man Universe (Superhero Cinema: Madame Web)
05/20/2024: Wheelin’ and Dealin’ (The Catan Stock Market)
05/13/2024: For Caesar (Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes)
05/13/2024: Mother Knows Best, Part 1 (Writer's Workshop)
05/10/2024: For the Love of the Stunts (The Fall Guy)
05/10/2024: A Tale of a Heroine and a Villain (Superhero Cinema: Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths, Part 2)
05/09/2024: The King Feels Moderately Royal (Burger King Quick Bites)
05/09/2024: Blocky Fighting, Little Mystery (Batman & Robin 1998 PSX Game)
05/08/2024: The Light and the Dark (Star Wars: Ahsoka: Season 1)
05/08/2024: Mild Adventuring Action (A View to a Kill 1985 Domark Game)
05/06/2024: The Cat King Cometh (Dead Boy Detectives: Season 1)
05/06/2024: The Drive is Killer (Why It’s So Hard to Get to the Movies Now)
05/03/2024: It’s Time to Save the Clones (Star Wars: The Bad Batch: Season 3)
05/03/2024: Grab n’ Go, Because I Was Lazy (McDonald’s Basic Selections)
05/02/2024: The War for the Belt (The Expanse, Book Six: Babylon’s Ashes)
05/02/2024: Teaching the Classic NES Game, But Randomized (The State of the Site, 2024 Edition)
05/01/2024: Food Service Lacking Employees (A Failed Visit to Burger King)
05/01/2024: It’s Been Six Years Already?! (The State of the Site, 2024 Edition)

April

04/30/2024: The Peril of the PAWS! (Action Adventure April: Shaken but Not Stirred 1982 ZX Spectrum Game)
04/30/2024: A Real Lack of High Flying Substance (Ender's Game)
04/29/2024: Coming to You in Glorious 4-Bit Graphics (Action Adventure April: James Bond 007 1984 Game)
04/29/2024: The Ghosts are On the Case (Dead Boy Detectives: Series Premiere)
04/26/2024: You Know, for the Kids (Action Adventure April: The Transporter 2)
04/26/2024: The Promise of War (Shōgun: Series Review)
04/25/2024: Porter’s Big Day (Action Adventure April: Payback)
04/25/2024: Marvel Overestimated What It Had (What Happened to the Marvels?)
04/24/2024: A Tacky, Unnecessary Resurrection (Action Adventure April: Game of Death)
04/24/2024: Dark Tidings within a Hero (The Spider Within: A Spider-Verse Story)
04/23/2024: Bad Cops in a Bad Town (Action Adventure April: Cop Land)
04/23/2024: The One Where the Earth Dies (The Expanse, Book 5: Nemesis Games)
04/22/2024: A Man of His Rules (Action Adventure April: The Transporter)
04/22/2024: Pint-Sized Man of Steel (Superman 1997 Game Boy Game)
04/19/2024: All the War but None of the Stars in this Star War (Action Adventure April: Rebel Moon: Part Two - The Scargiver)
04/19/2024: I’m a Perfectly Normal Human (Resident Alien: Season 1)
04/18/2024: Tragedy Only Fuels Its Success (Action Adventure April: Enter the Dragon)
04/18/2024: The Birth of the Worst Game Ever (Superman: The New Superman Adventures)
04/17/2024: The Girl With Some of the Gifts (Action Adventure April: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider)
04/17/2024: The Flash is Back (Meegah Mem 2)
04/16/2024: The Russians are Coming (Action Adventure April: Salt)
04/16/2024: The Planet On the Other Side of the Galaxy (The Expanse: Book Four: Cibola Burn)
04/15/2024: Your Fate is Woven (Action Adventure April: Wanted)
04/15/2024: Boldly Going Backwards (Paramount Making Star Trek: Origins)
04/12/2024: Getting Too Old For This… (Action Adventure April: Lethal Weapon 1992 SNES Game)
04/12/2024: Save Me, Captain America! (The MCU Definitive List, Part 5)
04/11/2024: Cleaning Up the Streets by Beating Some Meats (Action Adventure April: Lethal Weapon 1992 NES Game)
04/11/2024: Capes and Cowls Wanted (The MCU Definitive List, Part 4)
04/10/2024: Diesel Returns, but is Running on Fumes (Action Adventure April: xXx: The Return of Xander Cage)
04/10/2024: Let’s Kick Back and Enjoy Some Superheroics (The MCU Definitive List, Part 3)
04/09/2024: A Lackluster (Temporary) End to a Character (Action Adventure April: The Final Chapter: The Death of Xander Cage)
04/09/2024: Marvel Doesn’t Make Mistakes, Right? (The MCU Definitive List, Part 2)
04/08/2024: How to Defend a Chinese Restaurant (Action Adventure April: The Way of the Dragon)
04/08/2024: From Iron Man to Whatshisface (The MCU Definitive List, Part 1)
04/05/2024: The Game Has Changed (Kind Of) (Action Adventure April: Jumanji: The Next Level)
04/05/2024: The Crappy Parody That Is Almost Transcendent (Meegah Mem)
04/04/2024: Thugs vs. the Secret Service (Action Adventure April: xXx: State of the Union)
04/04/2024: Braindead and Dead Alive (an ICVD Joint)
04/03/2024: Punch Man Punch Hard (Action Adventure April: Fist of Fury)
04/03/2024: Inexplicably, This Is Happening (The Matrix 5 Is In Development)
04/02/2024: The Other Diesel Project (Action Adventure April: xXx)
04/02/2024: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow? (The DCEU Definitive List, Part 2)
04/01/2024: Put You On Ice (Action Adventure April: The Big Boss)
04/01/2024: Studio Interference 101 (The DCEU Definitive List, Part 1)

March

03/29/2024: The Mutants Rise Again (Superhero Cinema: X-Men '97: Series Premiere)
03/29/2024: More Meat for the Market (Slasher Grindhouse: Hatchet III)
03/28/2024: The Fall from Grace (A Post-Mortem for the DCEU, Part 3)
03/28/2024: A Completely Unnecessary Prequel (The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes)
03/27/2024: A Mixed Bag, with Dark Tidings Ahead (A Post-Mortem for the DCEU, Part 2)
03/27/2024: A Sad, Pale Imitation (The IT Crowd: U.S. Series Pilot)
03/26/2024: The Beginnings and the Snyder Era (A Post-Mortem for the DCEU, Part 1)
03/26/2024: In the Basement Blues (The IT Crowd: Series 1)
03/25/2024: How to Ruin a Superhero (Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom)
03/25/2024: A Point and Snooze Adventure (Spider-man: The Sinister Six)
03/14/2024: I am Jack’s Desire to Rewatch this Movie (Fight Club)
03/14/2024: You Mean No One Cares About The Eternals? (Marvel Recalibrating their Studio Productions)
03/13/2024: Attack of the Tedious Samurai (Slasher Grindhouse: Bloodbeat)
03/13/2024: Oh No, Poor Joe (Dave)
03/12/2024: Sterling vs. The End (Archer: Series Finale - "Into the Cold")
03/12/2024: The Adventure We Should Have Gotten Before (Arkanoid R 2000)
03/11/2024: Don't Trust Royalty (Damsel)
03/11/2024: An Undead Grudge (Slasher Grindhouse: Maniac Cop 2)
03/08/2024: Sterling vs. The UN (Archer: Season 14)
03/08/2024: Castlevania: Nocturne (An ICVD Joint)
03/07/2024: Beautifully Shot, Horrible Messaging (American Beauty)
03/07/2024: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! (Tournament Arkanoid)
03/06/2024: The Swamp Keeps Calling (Slasher Grindhouse: Hatchet II)
03/06/2024: Something Has Betrayed Me (Sour Snack Roundup VII)
03/05/2024: Getting Sucked Back In (Rounders)
03/05/2024: The Cronch to Monch (Salty Snack Roundup)
03/04/2024: Call Your Doctor (Doctor Who: "Twice Upon a Time")
03/04/2024: Doing It All Again (Arkanoid Returns)
03/01/2024: Explorers of the Other New World (Shōgun 2024: Premiere - “Anjin”)
03/01/2024: The Many Ways the World Ends (Ranking all the Terminator Continuities)

February

02/29/2024: The Girls Bring the Fun in Metropolis (Superhero Cinema: Justice League x RWBY: Super Heroes and Huntsmen, Part Two)
02/29/2024: Just Let Us Play the Full Game (The Rise and Fall of Live Service Games)
02/28/2024: Queen Big Head Rules All (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice in Wonderland 2010)
02/28/2024: Into the Ring We Go (Abaddon's Gate)
02/27/2024: Those Poor Oysters (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice in Wonderland 1951)
02/27/2024: It Is... But It's Not (Is Sony Screwing Marvel?)
02/26/2024: More Beasts, Less Darkness (Fantasy Franchise February: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)
02/26/2024: Across the Solar System (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla: Monster of Monsters)
02/23/2024: Why Does This Have to Be So Dumb? (Fantasy Franchise February: More Thoughts on Bright: Spoiler Space)
02/23/2024: Sterling vs. Fabian (Archer: Season 13)
02/22/2024: ...A Little Tedium in this Land (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice in Wonderland 1985, Part 2)
02/22/2024: The Best, and Worst, of the Blue Bomber (Ranking all the Mega Man Classic Games: The Definitive List)
02/21/2024: Through Time and Space... or Just Time (Fantasy Franchise February: Final Fantasy Legend III)
02/21/2024: He Comes from the Swamp (Slasher Grindhouse: Hatchet)
02/20/2024: Good Orc, Bad Cop (Fantasy Franchise February: Bright)
02/20/2024: It's the End of the World as We Know It (Again) (Superhero Cinema: Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths, Part 1)
02/19/2024: Crawling for Justice (Fantasy Franchise February: More Old Godzilla Games)
02/19/2024: Just Stop Trying (The Failure of the Sony Spider Universe)
02/16/2024: A Little Song, a Little Dance... (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice in Wonderland 1985, Part 1)
02/16/2024: Trying to Save the Agency (Archer: Season 12)
02/16/2024: Paddle to the Colony (Arkanoid: Doh It Again)
02/15/2024: Plodding to the Left, Plodding to the Right (Fantasy Franchise February: The Movie Monster Game)
02/14/2024: Mean, Green, and Playing the Scene (Fantasy Franchise February: Leprechaun 2)
02/14/2024: Blood On the Snow (Fargo: Season 5)
02/13/2024: Saving Souls, Singing Songs (Fantasy Franchise February: Hazbin Hotel: Pilot - "That's Entertainment")
02/13/2024: Color My Tongue (Sour Snack Roundup VI)
02/12/2024: Can We Pick Up this Mad Tea Party? (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland 1972)
02/12/2024: The Thin Blue Line (Maniac Cop)
02/09/2024: It's a Monster Party (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla: King of the Monsters)
02/09/2024: Kansas Would be Better (Fantasy Franchise February: The Wizard of Oz 1993)
02/08/2024: Big G In Your Homes (Fantasy Franchise February: Early Godzilla Games)
02/08/2024: Bad Men Doing Bad Things (Caliban's War)
02/07/2024: You Got a MUTO Problem... (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla '14)
02/07/2024: Daddy Knows Best? (Slasher Grindhouse: The Stepfather 1987)
02/06/2024: The All New Rick and the All New Morty (Rick and Morty: Season 7)
02/06/2024: Toyko is Toast (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla '83 Game)
02/05/2024: Neither Big Nor Bold (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla '98)
02/05/2024: Sour Is In Your Soul (Sour Snack Round-Up V)
02/02/2024: Sadly Going Around Again (Fantasy Franchise February: Groundhog Day)
02/02/2024: Kill Me, I'm Irish (Fantasy Franchise February: Leprechaun)
02/01/2024: For the Glory of Camp (Fantasy Franchise February: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Season 1)
02/01/2024: To Infinity... and Disappointment (Lightyear)

January

01/31/2024: A Much Worse Viewing Experience (Amazon Prime, Now With Ads)
01/31/2024: Through a Burning Ring of Fire (The Amazing Spider-Man: Web of Fire)
01/30/2024: Blow Out Your Candles (Slasher Grindhouse: Bloody Birthday)
01/30/2024: Doh Returns (Arkanoid: Doh it Again)
01/29/2024: The Killer Comes for You (Slasher Grindhouse: Sorority House Massacre)
01/29/2024: Downhill Dangerous (Thrashin')
01/26/2024: Creepy People in Deep Texas (Slasher Grindhouse: Sweet Sixteen)
01/26/2024: Maybe It's Justified (Let's Kill Ward's Wife)
01/25/2024: The Return of Jon Stewart (Comedy Central’s Continued Daily Show Host Problems)
01/25/2024: Dead In Space, Part 1 (Writer's Workshop)
01/25/2024: Get a Visit from Your Doc (Oc) (The Lethal Foes of Spider-man)
01/24/2024: Pomp and Circumstance (Slasher Grindhouse: Graduation Day)
01/24/2024: 2024 Super Bowl Play-by-Play (As Presented by Tecmo Super Bowl)
01/23/2024: The Shape Comes Again (Ranking All the Halloween Continuities)
01/23/2024: A Two-Faced Adventure (Batman Forever: The Arcade Game)
01/22/2024: Your Super Sweet Sixteen (Slasher Grindhouse: Totally Killer)
01/22/2024: Take Your Power to the Max (Turbo Kid)
01/19/2024: Counselor of the Week (Slasher Grindhouse: Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers)
01/19/2024: The Game Awaits (Jumanji)
01/18/2024: Getting Back to Her Roots (Superhero Cinema: Echo: Season 1)
01/18/2024: Crash and Burn (Robot Jox)
01/17/2024: We'll Never Lose a Game Again (Shoresy: Season 2)
01/17/2024: The Power of Skateboarding (Gleaming the Cube)
01/16/2024: A Bloody Mess (Superhero Cinema: Invincible: Season 2, Part 1)
01/16/2024: Not Worth the Meal (The Slammin' Salmon)
01/16/2024: Doh is Waiting (Arkanoid)
01/11/2024: Captain Carter to the Rescue (Superhero Cinema: What If...?: Season 2)
01/11/2024: Another Round of Failures (Shows I’m Not Finishing, 2024 Edition)
01/10/2024: Hanging with the Degens (Letterkenny: Season 12)
01/10/2024: Spidey Just Wants to be Done (Spider-man 1994 Game)
01/09/2024: Enter Number Fifteen (Doctor Who: "The Church on Ruby Road")
01/09/2024: My Desert Island List (Top Tten Movies, 2024 Edition)
01/09/2024: Riddle Me This, Robin... (Batman Forever 1995 Game)
01/08/2024: Off Brand Space Epic (Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire)
01/08/2024: Danger Lurking in the Belt (Leviathan Wakes)
01/08/2024: The Cure for the Fever (Dr. Mario)
01/05/2024: On the Bonus Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave to Me... (Home Sweet Home Alone)
01/04/2024: On the Fifth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave to Me... (Home Alone: The Holiday Heist)
01/03/2024: On the Fourth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave to Me... (Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House)