Asteroid G Archive
2024
September
- 09/30/2024: The Fight for the Future is Now (Sci-Fi Saga September: Terminator Zero: Season 1)
- 09/30/2024: A Rinky-dink Battle for the Future (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Terminator 1992 NES Game)
- 09/27/2024: The Trucks are Coming for You (Sci-Fi Saga September: Maximum Overdrive)
- 09/27/2024: Gone, but Not Too Soon (Spiced Coke)
- 09/26/2024: The Glory of the Sport (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Running Man)
- 09/26/2024: Down the Witches’ Road (Superhero Cinema: Agatha All Along: Series Premiere)
- 09/25/2024: Take a Ride to Tech Noir (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Terminator 1993 Sega CD Game)
- 09/25/2024: When Does a Dream… Become a Nightmare? (Class of 1984)
- 09/24/2024: Reese, the Hope for Humanity Lies with You (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Terminator 1992 Sega Game)
- 09/24/2024: No, but Really, Where is My Mind? (Thunderbolts*: Teaser Trailer)
- 09/23/2024: Teacher is Angry (Sci-Fi Saga September: Class of 1999)
- 09/23/2024: You Have Been Eliminated (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Terminator 1991 DOS Game)
- 09/20/2024: We’re Doomed! (Sci-Fi Saga September: Battlestar Galactica 2003: Mini-Series)
- 09/20/2024: A Hell of a Night (Slasher Grindhouse: Tragedy Girls)
- 09/19/2024: A Real Pie to the Face (Sci-Fi Saga September: Killer Klowns from Outer Space)
- 09/19/2024: Nowhere Near as Fun as the Title (Nude Nuns with Big Guns)
- 09/18/2024: The Metal Menace from Mars (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Iron Giant)
- 09/18/2024: For the Love of a Sandwich (Paddington 2014)
- 09/17/2024: The Least Convincing Space Movie Ever (Sci-Fi Saga September: Armageddon)
- 09/17/2024: Spooky and Delicious (Halloween Snack Round-Up)
- 09/16/2024: Never Trust the Adults (Sci-Fi Saga September: Cube 2021)
- 09/16/2024: The Kangaroo Says... (Virginia Safari Park)
- 09/13/2024: See Ya Out There, Good Buddy (Sci-Fi Saga September: Space Truckers)
- 09/13/2024: You Have Been Chosen (Sci-Fi Saga September: The Last Starfighter)
- 09/12/2024: Back to Start Positions (Sci-Fi Saga September: Cube Zero)
- 09/12/2024: Worse Off Together (You're the Worst: Season 2)
- 09/11/2024: Number Five Is Alive (Sci-Fi Saga September: Short Circuit)
- 09/11/2024: The Magnificent (Space) Seven (Sci-Fi Saga September: Battle Beyond the Stars)
- 09/10/2024: More Ideas, Less Enjoyable (Sci-Fi Saga September: Cube 2: Hypercube)
- 09/10/2024: Would You Like a Marriage This Time? (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice)
- 09/09/2024: The End is Near (Superhero Cinema: Watchmen: Chapter I)
- 09/09/2024: Feeling Strange (Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 13, Episode 5)
- 09/06/2024: Visually Stunning Crap (Sci-Fi Saga September: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets)
- 09/06/2024: Bat Nipples (What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 5: Batman & Robin)
- 09/05/2024: See You Later, Navigator (Sci-Fi Saga September: Flight of the Navigator)
- 09/05/2024: What Could Have Saved the DVD Business (Make it a Blockbuster Night)
- 09/04/2024: GAHHHHH! (Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 13, Episode 4)
- 09/04/2024: Pucker Up, Buttercup (Sour Snacks X)
- 09/03/2024: Lost in the Maze of Dangers (Sci-Fi Saga September: Cube 1997)
- 09/03/2024: Let’s Make a Movie (Bowfinger)
August
July
- 07/31/2024: The Son He Never Wanted, and Now Never Had (Jocular Jesting July: Beverly Hills Cop 2013 TV Pilot)
- 07/31/2024: The Final, Big Adventure (The Expanse, Book 9: Leviathan Falls)
- 07/30/2024: Who Could Possibly Go to School On a Day Like Today? (Jocular Jesting July: Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
- 07/30/2024: This Will be Your Doom (Robert Downey, Jr. Returns to the MCU)
- 07/29/2024: Let’s Fuckin’ Go (Superhero Cinema: Deadpool & Wolverine)
- 07/29/2024: The Future of Warfare (Jocular Jesting July: Toys)
- 07/26/2024: And a Fistful of Yen (Jocular Jesting July: The Kentucky Fried Movie)
- 07/26/2024: Make America Super Again (Superhero Cinema: The Boys: Season 4)
- 07/25/2024: A Return to Family Values (Jocular Jesting July: The Birdcage)
- 07/25/2024: It’s a New Year in a New School (Superhero Cinema: Gen V: Season 1)
- 07/24/2024: The Ghost with the Most (Jocular Jesting July: Beetlejuice)
- 07/24/2024: Of a Different Time (Jocular Jesting July: Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
- 07/23/2024: Friends Come in All Sizes (Jocular Jesting July: Death to Smoochy)
- 07/23/2024: A Sith by Another Other Name (Star Wars: The Acolyte: Season 1)
- 07/22/2024: Framed for the Crime (Jocular Jesting July: Only Murders in the Building: Season 2)
- 07/22/2024: What Did I Just Eat? (Sour Snack Round-up IX)
- 07/19/2024: Are You Ready for the Summer? (Jocular Jesting July: Meatballs)
- 07/19/2024: A Loving Bootleg (Zook Hero Z)
- 07/18/2024: Baseball, Baby! (Jocular Jesting July: Everybody Wants Some!!)
- 07/18/2024: Out for a Spot of a Bother (The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare)
- 07/17/2024: Corman’s Uncomfortable Sex Comedy (Jocular Jesting July: Screwballs)
- 07/17/2024: A Very Weird Mess of a Movie (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension)
- 07/16/2024: A Long Summer Ahead (Jocular Jesting July: Dazed and Confused)
- 07/16/2024: He is the Quiznos Chickenstack (Dune: Part Two)
- 07/15/2024: It’s Rex Manning Day! (Jocular Jesting July: Empire Records)
- 07/15/2024: Broken Axel (Beverly Hills Cop 2006 Video Game)
- 07/12/2024: We Should Never Get That Drunk Again (Jocular Jesting July: Shoresy: Season 3)
- 07/12/2024: But Oklahoma is Still Not OK (Jocular Jesting July: Only Murders in the Building: Season 1)
- 07/11/2024: A Mummy, a Vampire, and a Creature Walk into a Hotel (Jocular Jesting July: Transylvania 6-5000)
- 07/11/2024: A Sluggish Action Adventure (Beverly Hills Cop 1990 Video Game)
- 07/10/2024: Plastic Dawn (Jocular Jesting July: Mean Girls)
- 07/10/2024: Getting Deeper Emotions (Inside Out 2)
- 07/09/2024: They Love Him in Beverly Hills (Jocular Jesting July: Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F)
- 07/09/2024: A Chill in the Air (Jocular Jesting July: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire)
- 07/08/2024: It’s Time for a Makeover (Jocular Jesting July: Earth Girls Are Easy)
- 07/08/2024: Hallway Simulator 9000 (Linearity in RPGs)
- 07/04/2024: Making a Killing (Jocular Jesting July: Grosse Pointe Blank)
- 07/04/2024: Where Is This Show Going? (Superhero Cinema: Invincible: Season 3, Part 2)
- 07/03/2024: Can’t Sell You This Today (Jocular Jesting July: High Fidelity 2000)
- 07/03/2024: A Plotline that Clearly Wouldn’t Go Anywhere (White Collar: Season 3, Part 2)
- 07/02/2024: Not Quite James Bond (Jocular Jesting July: Spy)
- 07/02/2024: A Crew Divided (The Expanse, Book 8: Tiamat's Wrath)
- 07/01/2024: High School Fight Club (Jocular Jesting July: Bottoms)
- 07/01/2024: The Mystery of the Missing Treasure (White Collar: Season 3, Part 1)
June
May
April
- 04/30/2024: The Peril of the PAWS! (Action Adventure April: Shaken but Not Stirred 1982 ZX Spectrum Game)
- 04/30/2024: A Real Lack of High Flying Substance (Ender's Game)
- 04/29/2024: Coming to You in Glorious 4-Bit Graphics (Action Adventure April: James Bond 007 1984 Game)
- 04/29/2024: The Ghosts are On the Case (Dead Boy Detectives: Series Premiere)
- 04/26/2024: You Know, for the Kids (Action Adventure April: The Transporter 2)
- 04/26/2024: The Promise of War (Shōgun: Series Review)
- 04/25/2024: Porter’s Big Day (Action Adventure April: Payback)
- 04/25/2024: Marvel Overestimated What It Had (What Happened to the Marvels?)
- 04/24/2024: A Tacky, Unnecessary Resurrection (Action Adventure April: Game of Death)
- 04/24/2024: Dark Tidings within a Hero (The Spider Within: A Spider-Verse Story)
- 04/23/2024: Bad Cops in a Bad Town (Action Adventure April: Cop Land)
- 04/23/2024: The One Where the Earth Dies (The Expanse, Book 5: Nemesis Games)
- 04/22/2024: A Man of His Rules (Action Adventure April: The Transporter)
- 04/22/2024: Pint-Sized Man of Steel (Superman 1997 Game Boy Game)
- 04/19/2024: All the War but None of the Stars in this Star War (Action Adventure April: Rebel Moon: Part Two - The Scargiver)
- 04/19/2024: I’m a Perfectly Normal Human (Resident Alien: Season 1)
- 04/18/2024: Tragedy Only Fuels Its Success (Action Adventure April: Enter the Dragon)
- 04/18/2024: The Birth of the Worst Game Ever (Superman: The New Superman Adventures)
- 04/17/2024: The Girl With Some of the Gifts (Action Adventure April: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider)
- 04/17/2024: The Flash is Back (Meegah Mem 2)
- 04/16/2024: The Russians are Coming (Action Adventure April: Salt)
- 04/16/2024: The Planet On the Other Side of the Galaxy (The Expanse: Book Four: Cibola Burn)
- 04/15/2024: Your Fate is Woven (Action Adventure April: Wanted)
- 04/15/2024: Boldly Going Backwards (Paramount Making Star Trek: Origins)
- 04/12/2024: Getting Too Old For This… (Action Adventure April: Lethal Weapon 1992 SNES Game)
- 04/12/2024: Save Me, Captain America! (The MCU Definitive List, Part 5)
- 04/11/2024: Cleaning Up the Streets by Beating Some Meats (Action Adventure April: Lethal Weapon 1992 NES Game)
- 04/11/2024: Capes and Cowls Wanted (The MCU Definitive List, Part 4)
- 04/10/2024: Diesel Returns, but is Running on Fumes (Action Adventure April: xXx: The Return of Xander Cage)
- 04/10/2024: Let’s Kick Back and Enjoy Some Superheroics (The MCU Definitive List, Part 3)
- 04/09/2024: A Lackluster (Temporary) End to a Character (Action Adventure April: The Final Chapter: The Death of Xander Cage)
- 04/09/2024: Marvel Doesn’t Make Mistakes, Right? (The MCU Definitive List, Part 2)
- 04/08/2024: How to Defend a Chinese Restaurant (Action Adventure April: The Way of the Dragon)
- 04/08/2024: From Iron Man to Whatshisface (The MCU Definitive List, Part 1)
- 04/05/2024: The Game Has Changed (Kind Of) (Action Adventure April: Jumanji: The Next Level)
- 04/05/2024: The Crappy Parody That Is Almost Transcendent (Meegah Mem)
- 04/04/2024: Thugs vs. the Secret Service (Action Adventure April: xXx: State of the Union)
- 04/04/2024: Braindead and Dead Alive (an ICVD Joint)
- 04/03/2024: Punch Man Punch Hard (Action Adventure April: Fist of Fury)
- 04/03/2024: Inexplicably, This Is Happening (The Matrix 5 Is In Development)
- 04/02/2024: The Other Diesel Project (Action Adventure April: xXx)
- 04/02/2024: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow? (The DCEU Definitive List, Part 2)
- 04/01/2024: Put You On Ice (Action Adventure April: The Big Boss)
- 04/01/2024: Studio Interference 101 (The DCEU Definitive List, Part 1)
March
February
- 02/29/2024: The Girls Bring the Fun in Metropolis (Superhero Cinema: Justice League x RWBY: Super Heroes and Huntsmen, Part Two)
- 02/29/2024: Just Let Us Play the Full Game (The Rise and Fall of Live Service Games)
- 02/28/2024: Queen Big Head Rules All (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice in Wonderland 2010)
- 02/28/2024: Into the Ring We Go (Abaddon's Gate)
- 02/27/2024: Those Poor Oysters (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice in Wonderland 1951)
- 02/27/2024: It Is... But It's Not (Is Sony Screwing Marvel?)
- 02/26/2024: More Beasts, Less Darkness (Fantasy Franchise February: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)
- 02/26/2024: Across the Solar System (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla: Monster of Monsters)
- 02/23/2024: Why Does This Have to Be So Dumb? (Fantasy Franchise February: More Thoughts on Bright: Spoiler Space)
- 02/23/2024: Sterling vs. Fabian (Archer: Season 13)
- 02/22/2024: ...A Little Tedium in this Land (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice in Wonderland 1985, Part 2)
- 02/22/2024: The Best, and Worst, of the Blue Bomber (Ranking all the Mega Man Classic Games: The Definitive List)
- 02/21/2024: Through Time and Space... or Just Time (Fantasy Franchise February: Final Fantasy Legend III)
- 02/21/2024: He Comes from the Swamp (Slasher Grindhouse: Hatchet)
- 02/20/2024: Good Orc, Bad Cop (Fantasy Franchise February: Bright)
- 02/20/2024: It's the End of the World as We Know It (Again) (Superhero Cinema: Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths, Part 1)
- 02/19/2024: Crawling for Justice (Fantasy Franchise February: More Old Godzilla Games)
- 02/19/2024: Just Stop Trying (The Failure of the Sony Spider Universe)
- 02/16/2024: A Little Song, a Little Dance... (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice in Wonderland 1985, Part 1)
- 02/16/2024: Trying to Save the Agency (Archer: Season 12)
- 02/16/2024: Paddle to the Colony (Arkanoid: Doh It Again)
- 02/15/2024: Plodding to the Left, Plodding to the Right (Fantasy Franchise February: The Movie Monster Game)
- 02/14/2024: Mean, Green, and Playing the Scene (Fantasy Franchise February: Leprechaun 2)
- 02/14/2024: Blood On the Snow (Fargo: Season 5)
- 02/13/2024: Saving Souls, Singing Songs (Fantasy Franchise February: Hazbin Hotel: Pilot - "That's Entertainment")
- 02/13/2024: Color My Tongue (Sour Snack Roundup VI)
- 02/12/2024: Can We Pick Up this Mad Tea Party? (Fantasy Franchise February: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland 1972)
- 02/12/2024: The Thin Blue Line (Maniac Cop)
- 02/09/2024: It's a Monster Party (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla: King of the Monsters)
- 02/09/2024: Kansas Would be Better (Fantasy Franchise February: The Wizard of Oz 1993)
- 02/08/2024: Big G In Your Homes (Fantasy Franchise February: Early Godzilla Games)
- 02/08/2024: Bad Men Doing Bad Things (Caliban's War)
- 02/07/2024: You Got a MUTO Problem... (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla '14)
- 02/07/2024: Daddy Knows Best? (Slasher Grindhouse: The Stepfather 1987)
- 02/06/2024: The All New Rick and the All New Morty (Rick and Morty: Season 7)
- 02/06/2024: Toyko is Toast (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla '83 Game)
- 02/05/2024: Neither Big Nor Bold (Fantasy Franchise February: Godzilla '98)
- 02/05/2024: Sour Is In Your Soul (Sour Snack Round-Up V)
- 02/02/2024: Sadly Going Around Again (Fantasy Franchise February: Groundhog Day)
- 02/02/2024: Kill Me, I'm Irish (Fantasy Franchise February: Leprechaun)
- 02/01/2024: For the Glory of Camp (Fantasy Franchise February: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Season 1)
- 02/01/2024: To Infinity... and Disappointment (Lightyear)
January