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The Crossover Too Many Decades in the Making

Action Adventure April: Escape Plan

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-20

Sly and Arnold finally team up in a film after decades acting alone. You just wish the film were better.

And Also

Running North and Shooting

Action Adventure April: Commando 1985 Arcade Game

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-20

Capcom takes on the vertical soldier shooter and comes to define the whole genre.

The Story of War

Action Adventure April: Rambo: First Blood Part II 1985 Text Adventure

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-20

Mindscape makes a text adventure based on Rambo, but it's too punishing to be fun.

All About that Cat

Keanu

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-20

Key and Peele go searching for a cat in a comedy with potential, but little to show for it.

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

Undercooked and Poorly Delivered

Action Adventure April: Raw Deal

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-20

A former FBI agent has to go undercover with the mob in this action film that doesn't understand the power of its lead.

Not a Whole Lot of Spice

Wendy’s Cajun Crunch Chicken Sandwich

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-20

Wendy's tries to add cajun kick to their spicy chicken, but all it tastes like is regret.

Open Your Brain for Nintendo

Season 8 Episode 13

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2025-04-18

We're talking the latest from Nintendo Direct, from Metroid Prime 4 to Tamodachi, and everything in between.

The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen Returns

Superhero Cinema: Daredevil: Born Again

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-17

The Devil of Hell's Kitchen returns in this series that somehow became a fourth season for Netflix's franchise.

The Job is Never Done

Action Adventure April: S.W.A.T. 2003

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-17

A team of misfits is put together to give the LAPD exactly what they need to take down the bad guys.

I’m Your Huckleberry

Action Adventure April: Tombstone

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-04-16

Val Kilmer steals the show in an otherwise ho-hum action western showcase.

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