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FFR Rando Marathon: Summer 2025 Live!

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-10

We're heading to West Virginia to do the randomizer marathon live! Come watch online and support a good cause...

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The Hunt is On

Predator: Killer of Killers

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-10

A collection of stories across Earth's history lets us see many times the Predators came here to hunt us like prey...

To Dance the Dance of the Kill

Ballerina

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-10

Set between the events of Chapters 3 and 4, this nadventures gives us a new heroine who can kick just as much ass as John Wick himself.

Dare to Dream

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 2013

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-10

A dreamer stuck in his office gets thrust out onto an adventure he never could have imagined in this 2013 reimagining.

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

(Brundle) Fly Me to the Moon

Season 8 Episode 20

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2025-06-06

We're talking 1986's the Fly, and all that delicious body horror, in this week's episode.

A Grand Finale… Maybe

Mission: Impossible: The Final Reckoning

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-09

Ethan Hunt and his IMF team is back for (potentially) one more mission in this overly long, bloated affair.

All the Sour That’s Fit to Sack

Albanese Sour 12 Flavor Gummi Bears

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-09

Albanese makes great gummi bears, but are their sour bears as good as one would expect from the company?

Konami Doing What Konami Does

Mission: Impossible 1990 NES Game

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-06/h6>
Konami snatched up the license to make a game based on the TV shows, but failed to find the magic of the medium.

Spicy But Not Flavorful

Chipotle’s Chipotle Honey Chicken

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-06

We sample Chipotle's spicy, sweet offering to see if it's worth all the hype.

No Longer a Part One

Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning: Rewatch Rereview

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-05

We go back to look at the seventh M:I film to see if it really was as bad as we remember...

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