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Going Back to Where It All Ends

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story: Post Andor Rewatch

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-19

We take a second look at Rogue One to see if it gets better, or worse, after Andor.

And Also

Scream Bloody Murder

Slasher Grindhouse: Pieces

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-19

A serial killer with a chainsaw cuts a bloody swatch across a campus in this Giallo-inspired slasher.

Into the Cold, Cold Depths

True Detective: Night Country

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-18

A move to Alaska, and a focus on female characters, makes this a season many call the best yet.

Into the Sands of Afghanistan

Rambo III 1988 PC Game

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-18

Rambo gets stuck in a quagmire of awful gamplay on 1988 PC consoles.

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

Howl at the Moon (Poorly)

Season 8 Episode 17

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2025-05-16

We're talking Wolf Man, Universal's poorly conceived reinvention, in this week's episode.

It’s All Led to This

Star Wars: Andor: Season 2

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-15

Andor returns, starting his march to his inevitable end, his fate tied to the Empire's super weapon...

Back into the Solitary Desert

Borderlands: Replay Rereview

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-15

We go back into Borderlands to see if the original game holds up for long-time fans.

Who’s the Birthday Girl?

Longlegs

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-14

A creepy serial killer is murdering families based on a daughter's birthday, and only one FBI agent can find out why.

Let’s Try This Again

Rambo 1987 NES Game

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-14

Rambo goes back to the jungle again, with Pack-In-Video reinventing their formula for the NES.

Like, For Sure, Totally

Valley Girl 1983 Film

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-05-13

A Valley girl and a Punk guy find love in this 1980s mild romantic comedy.

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