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The DCU Truly Begins

Superhero Cimena: Superman 2025

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-14

Superman is back, now younger and newer, in a world already populated by superheroes for this fresh reboot.

And Also

Somebody Stop Him

Jocular Jesting July: The Mask

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-14

A man gets a mask, and hijinx ensue, in this family-friendly comicbook adaptation.

Pirates and the Curse of the Worn Out Franchise

Season 8 Episode 25

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2025-07-11

We're talking the Pirates of the Caribbean films, especially the first one, in this week's episode.

He Doesn’t Do Humans

Jocular Jesting July: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-11

A star-making turn for Jim Carrey is ruined by a hate-filled and ugly last act in this 1994 comedy.

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

Just Another Day in Paradise

The Pitt: Season 1

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-11

We follow a single day in the lives of an ER crew as they face stress, loss, and high stakes situations in this dramatic series.

The Next Generation, the Same Exact Problems

Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-10

We're finally not focused on a Stifler, but that doesn't help save this tired and unfunny fourth side-entry in the series.

Fly Me to the Moon (of Saturn)

Gattaca

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-10

A man, born naturally, can't get ahead without the help of the right genetics in this sci-fi thriller.

The Reverse Revenge of the Nerds

Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: Beta House

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-09

Erik Stifler is back, and pledging Beta House, in this tired and tedious third spin-off film for the franchise.

A Rote and By-the-Numbers Experience

Mega Man X5

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-09

X and Zero have to battle Sigma again, in this game that really should have been the last X title in the series, for multiple reasons.

Stay Classy, San Diego

Jocular Jesting July: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-08

This very funny movie would be an all time classic were it not for the character at the center of it all.

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