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He Who Mumbles Between the Grains

Slasher Grindhouse: Children of the Corn 2020

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-30

A new pack of kids come under the sawy of He Who Walks in this under-baked, not scary, pretty terrible reboot for the franchise.

And Also

A Legitimate Three Hour Thrill Ride

Heat

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-30

Michael Mann made the best version of his thriller with this 1995 crime drama that really does live up to the hype.

Tri-gone, Amirtie?

Supeerhero Cinema: Titans, Season 4, Part 2

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-29

The Titans go out, with an attempt at a bang but mostly a whimper, in the final half of the final season of this mess of a show.

Somehow Even Dumber

Point Break 2015

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-29

A remake of the original 1991 fi;lm that tries to go hard in the direction of The Fast and the Furious, but lacks the heart.

Action Adventure April

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

Another Weird and Looping Journey

Slasher Cinema: Hellraiser: Hellseeker

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-26

A man watches his wife drown in a horrible accident, only to them find himself caught in a version of reality where he can't believe everything he sees or trust anyone he knows.

Whiskey Lemur Gravy Ringworm Tapioca

Hot Shots!

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-26

The "A" in Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker brought us this undercooked parody of Top Gun in 1991. It's fine... not great, just fine.

No Longer Fit to Print

Season 6, Episode 15

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2023-05-24

We're talking MTV News in this week's episode. In an inevitable decision you still have to lament, Paramount killed MTV News, and we pour one out.

Blood in the Big Apple

Slasher Cinema: Scream VI

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-24

The survivors return for another bout of slasher horror, this time set in the big city where there are people all around and no one is safe.

Aliens Among Us

Monster Madness: Nope

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-25

Jordan Peele deliverse another tale of terror, but this one just doesn't quite live up to the concept's true potential.

Man Inside the Machine

RoboCop 2014

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-24

The man in the machine is back, with a new look, and new actor, and a new story that... well... really kind of sucks.

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