A Jaunt Through the Woods

Fantasy Franchise February: In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-08

A man is pulled into the past to fulfill a prohecy and save the world... if only it could save this movie.

The Asteroid G Awards 2023

Season 6, Episode 1
(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2023-02-08

It's time for our (somewhat) annual awards, the Gussies! This year we look at the good as well as the worst of the worst.

Moon Wolf, Part 1

Workshop Wednesday
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-08

A janitor wakes up, alone, in a moon base and finds it stalked by an evil, blood-thirsty creature looking to kill all its inhabitants.

Heroic Class: Farmer

Fantasy Franchise February: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-07

A simple farmer may be the key to saving the world, but sadly not this movie.

Superhero Cinema
Fantasy February
Action April
Sci-Fi September

You Want Me to Pay How Much?

AMC Theaters's New Tiered Pricing
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-07

AMC is going to start charging you more for its normal seating. Capitalism sucks.

I'd Rather Be Sailing

Fantasy Franchise February: 300: Rise of an Empire
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-06

The 300 are back, except not really, not at all, in this sequel in search of a purpose.

The Start of the War

Fantasy Franchise February: Warcraft
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-06

The war between Orcs and Humans begins in this fun little title that showed the potential for an entire franchise.

What City-State Was This Again?

Fantasy Franchise February: 300
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-03

Leonidas and his 300 men take on the persian army in this stylish action adventure.

Gotta Hang Tough

Amrican Gladiators: Season 2, Part 2
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-03

Nitro, Ice, and the gang are back to take us through the second half of season two.

Win One for the Grecians!

Fantasy Franchise February: The 300 Spartans
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-02-02

Leonidas and his 300 men take on the persian army in this tedious old school "epic".

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