A Dive Right Off the Building

Oops All April: Assassin's Creed 2016
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-20

Ubisoft's big franchise came to the big screen but made less of a splash than a wet thud.

Tiny But Mighty Right In Your Hands

Nintendo Game Boy
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-20

All the fun of the NES in a tiny, black-and-white package. It could have been a dud but it ended up being the most successful portable system ever.

Who Are You?

Oops All April: Nobody
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-19

Bob Odenkirk shows he could be a credible action star in this low-budget spectacular.

In the Red

Mario Clash
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-19

Mario's first venture into 3D comes as a sequel to the old arcade Mario Bros., but feels just as limited as that classic title.

Arrowverse Monthly
Slasher Grindhouse
Superhero Cinema
Oops All April!

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

Oops All April: Max Payne 2008
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-18

Mr. Marky Mark headed up this video game adaptation but only manages to bring a low-energy growl in this poor film.

Time To Wreck Some Nintendo Mascots

Super Smash Bros.
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-18

Nintendo smashes all its toys together in this first entry in their mascot fighting spectacular.

Trapped in a Tower, Nowhere to Go

Oops All April: The Raid: Redemption
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-17

Kunio steps into the ring (with a friend) for a battle against the best highschool fighters around Japan.

Battle for the Belt

Nekketsu Fighting Legend
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-17

Non stop action through a building leads to quite the action film.

Throw Your Legs Up In the Air

Oops All April: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-16

Capcom takes another try at a live-action adaptation, this time focused on Chun-Li, to even worse results.

Always Landing On Her Feet

Superhero Cinema: Catwoman: Hunted
Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-16

On the run from Leviathan and the League of Shadows, Catwoman has to team with Batwoman lest she died a painful and horrible death.

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