Asteroid G

A Dive Right Off the Building

Oops All April: Assassin's Creed 2016

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-20

Ubisoft's big franchise came to the big screen but made less of a splash than a wet thud.

Tiny But Mighty Right In Your Hands

Nintendo Game Boy

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-20

All the fun of the NES in a tiny, black-and-white package. It could have been a dud but it ended up being the most successful portable system ever.

Who Are You?

Oops All April: Nobody

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-19

Bob Odenkirk shows he could be a credible action star in this low-budget spectacular.

In the Red

Mario Clash

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-19

Mario's first venture into 3D comes as a sequel to the old arcade Mario Bros., but feels just as limited as that classic title.

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

Oops All April: Max Payne 2008

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-18

Mr. Marky Mark headed up this video game adaptation but only manages to bring a low-energy growl in this poor film.

Time To Wreck Some Nintendo Mascots

Super Smash Bros.

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-18

Nintendo smashes all its toys together in this first entry in their mascot fighting spectacular.

Trapped in a Tower, Nowhere to Go

Oops All April: The Raid: Redemption

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-17

Kunio steps into the ring (with a friend) for a battle against the best highschool fighters around Japan.

Battle for the Belt

Nekketsu Fighting Legend

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-17

Non stop action through a building leads to quite the action film.

Throw Your Legs Up In the Air

Oops All April: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-16

Capcom takes another try at a live-action adaptation, this time focused on Chun-Li, to even worse results.

Always Landing On Her Feet

Superhero Cinema: Catwoman: Hunted

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2022-05-16

On the run from Leviathan and the League of Shadows, Catwoman has to team with Batwoman lest she died a painful and horrible death.

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Space, infinite and unimaginable. Darkness in every direction, speckled with pin-points of light traveling millions of miles just to be seen. A blackness all consuming, never ending, and always expanding.

But from the darkness comes an object, illuminated by the light of the nearby star. An asteroid, brimming with life. Filled with vast reservoirs of knowledge, deep crevices full of media, this asteroid is a home for all, a welcome retreat for the geeky.

This is Asteroid G. A home for the cinephiles, a land for the gamers, a haven for geeks, on an object from outer space.