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White Girls Need to Stop Talking to Mirrors

Slasher Grindhouse: Candyman: Day of the Dead

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-19

The third Candyman asks us if we can tolerate the same film one more time? And no, we can't.

And Also

Eat Your Way through a Flight

Burger King Million Dollar Whoppers

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-19

BK lets the fans create their own burgers, and the top three are now available... and delicious.

Rock Bottom, Apart

You’re the Worst: Season 4

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-18

Jimmy left, Gretchen is broken, and the two need to figure out if they can get back to each other.

A Pop in the Mouth

Coca-Cola Flavored Oreo Cookies

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-18

These chocolate cookies are interesting, but not something that's truly worth the hype.

Sci-Fi September

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

Westward Expansion

Shōgun 1980

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-15

We go back to the previous Shōgun adaptation to see if it was worth the hype.

You are Terminated!

RoboCop versus the Terminator 1994 Genesis Game

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-15

Virgin's interpretation of the comic series finds it's best home on the Genesis, even if it's still a flawed experience.

Pretty. Horrifying.

Monster Madness: Lisa Frankenstein

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-14

A teen girl accidentally revives an undead creature, and then love ensues in this funny, weird movie.

A Sticky Situation

What Film Launched the Modern Superhero Genre? Part 8: Spider-man

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-14

Raimi's classic comes out and paints the way forward to Sony's hubris, and Marvel's success.

Election Aftermath

Season 7, Episode 21

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2024-11-13

We're talking the 2024 U.S. Election in this week's episode. Harris lost, Trump won, and we're very disappointed.

Family Business

Slasher Grindhouse: Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2024-11-13

The Candyman is back, and now we get to learn more about him. But maybe we shouldn't.

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